I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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