i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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