I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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