Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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