Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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