I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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