Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
