i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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