just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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