She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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