I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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