um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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