come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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