Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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