On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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