I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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