you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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