doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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