Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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