you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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