Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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