shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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