i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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