took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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