Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My dick has a subreddit
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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