Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
