You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
