So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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