My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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