absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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