Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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