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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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