How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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