I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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