he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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