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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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