I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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