You're so nebulous sometimes
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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