hotel room ftw
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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