im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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