So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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