we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
