There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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