For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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