Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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