my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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