I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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