Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I would ride that face into the sunset
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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