Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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