Do vagina's smell?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
