I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He shit in the fireplace
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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