Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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