so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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