I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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