Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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