Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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