he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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