I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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